Haiku for Those Who See Through the Nonsense

Short. Sharp. Politically Charged. Exactly how commentary should be.

Meet Leo. Founder. Poet. Social Critic. Poodle

Leo built this brand on a simple belief:
If the world insists on being ridiculous, someone should at least write poetry about it.
He reviews every haiku personally, usually while judging the news and demanding treats.

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Why settle for bland when your desk can throw shade in 17 syllables? These mugs and mouse pads don’t just hold coffee or guide your cursor — they deliver Leo’s sharpest haiku burns straight to your workspace. Warning: may cause spontaneous smirks during Zoom calls.

Now on totes, phone cases and candles too!

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Conspiracy Carousel · Fox News Tears · Unstatesmanlike Conduct · and more

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Statement Apparel

Fresh off the press and hotter than a headline. Statement Apparel is Leo’s answer to the art of dissent — sharp, wearable satire for anyone who prefers their protest signs in cotton. Each tee is a mic‑drop disguised as streetwear: bold graphics, smarter punchlines, and zero apologies. Designed for the ones who show up, speak out, and look good doing it.

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White glossy ceramic mug with a design of a dog sitting on a newspaper next to a cup of coffee

The 12 oz Latte Mug

The vessel for people who like their coffee hot and their satire hotter. Every Haiku. One Mug. Zero Tolerance for Nonsense.

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  • Leo's Haiku gift card with vintage-style illustration of a man and woman on a blue background.
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Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition

Leo's Haiku Gift Card

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Leo Insists on High Standards

Stuff happens. And if it happens to you, if your order arrives broken, incorrect, or not at all, Leo insists we fix it immediately. Just let us know at leoshaiku@gmail.com. We'll replace the product or refund your money. See our Return Policy for specifics!

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