Repeat Cognitive Tests Unisex T-Shirt

MAGA, Genius King
Needs Repeat Cognitive Tests
That's Super Normal

Leo's Cognitive Tests Haiku Tee — Mile Markers on the Road to Deterioration!

For anyone watching the never‑ending parade of televised cognitive tests, this tee delivers a haiku with the perfect blend of side‑eye and poetic resignation. Each “ace” test becomes another mile marker on the long, scenic highway of public reassurance — a route we all isn't going to end well.

Soft cotton, bold print, and a wink at the ritual of taking the same test again and again to prove everything’s fine. It’s commentary, not diagnosis — and it looks great with jeans.

The Unisex Staple T-Shirt feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch.  It's comfortable and flattering for all.  We can't compliment this shirt enough–it's one of our crowd favorites, and it's sure to be your next favorite too! . Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester. Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester. Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz. /yd. ² (142 g/m²). Pre-shrunk fabric. 30 singles. Side-seamed construction. Tear-away label. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.