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Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition
Leo's Repeat Cognitive Tests Unisex t-shirt
Leo's Repeat Cognitive Tests Unisex t-shirt
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Needs Repeat Cognitive Tests
That's Super Normal
Leo's Cognitive Test Haiku Tee — Mile Markers on the Road to Deterioration!
For anyone watching the never‑ending parade of televised cognitive tests, this tee delivers a haiku with the perfect blend of side‑eye and poetic resignation. Each “ace” test becomes another mile marker on the long, scenic highway of public reassurance — a route we all isn't going to end well.
Soft cotton, bold print, and a wink at the ritual of taking the same test again and again to prove everything’s fine. It’s commentary, not diagnosis — and it looks great with jeans.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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Needs Repeat Cognitive Tests
That's Super Normal
Leo's Cognitive Test Haiku Tee — Mile Markers on the Road to Deterioration!
For anyone watching the never‑ending parade of televised cognitive tests, this tee delivers a haiku with the perfect blend of side‑eye and poetic resignation. Each “ace” test becomes another mile marker on the long, scenic highway of public reassurance — a route we all isn't going to end well.
Soft cotton, bold print, and a wink at the ritual of taking the same test again and again to prove everything’s fine. It’s commentary, not diagnosis — and it looks great with jeans.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
