The Legend of Leo

Leo wasn’t born enlightened. He started out like any pup — chasing his tail, barking at the mailman, and treating the recycling bin like a sworn enemy. But while other dogs grew out of their puppy phase, Leo grew into something sharper.

He watched humans argue about politics like it was a sport, all bark and no ball. He saw leaders strut like alpha dogs, only to trip over their own leashes. He listened to endless debates where everyone barked at once and nobody sniffed the facts.

Oh the frustration at being unable to speak! That's when Leo realized he could scratch out haiku to express his opinions!

Now he’s the dog with a little bite for political nonsense. Not mean, not cruel — just sharp enough to remind everyone that common sense still has teeth and can bite you in just 17 syllables!