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Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition
Leo's Climate Hoax Unisex T-Shirt
Leo's Climate Hoax Unisex T-Shirt
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MAGA Got Its Way
Climate Hoax Has Been Exposed
Your House is Flooded
Climate Hoax Haiku Tee — For When the Planet Is Melting but Apparently “It’s Fine”
Serve facts with flair in this protest‑approved tee featuring a Leo’s Haiku original about everyone’s favorite “totally not happening” climate crisis. Soft cotton, bold print, and a poetic eye‑roll baked right in. Perfect for farmers markets, marches, and family gatherings where someone inevitably says “weather’s always been weird.”
This shirt doesn’t argue. It just stands there, looking great, quietly whispering really? in 17 syllables.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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Climate Hoax Has Been Exposed
Your House is Flooded
Climate Hoax Haiku Tee — For When the Planet Is Melting but Apparently “It’s Fine”
Serve facts with flair in this protest‑approved tee featuring a Leo’s Haiku original about everyone’s favorite “totally not happening” climate crisis. Soft cotton, bold print, and a poetic eye‑roll baked right in. Perfect for farmers markets, marches, and family gatherings where someone inevitably says “weather’s always been weird.”
This shirt doesn’t argue. It just stands there, looking great, quietly whispering really? in 17 syllables.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
