Climate Hoax Unisex T-Shirt

MAGA Got Its Way
Climate Hoax Has Been Exposed
Your House is Flooded

Climate Hoax Haiku Tee — For When the Planet Is Melting but Apparently “It’s Fine”
Serve facts with flair in this protest‑approved tee featuring a Leo’s Haiku original about everyone’s favorite “totally not happening” climate crisis. Soft cotton, bold print, and a poetic eye‑roll baked right in. Perfect for farmers markets, marches, and family gatherings where someone inevitably says “weather’s always been weird.”

This shirt doesn’t argue. It just stands there, looking great, quietly whispering really? in 17 syllables.

The Unisex Staple T-Shirt feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch.  It's comfortable and flattering for all.  We can't compliment this shirt enough–it's one of our crowd favorites, and it's sure to be your next favorite too! . Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester. Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester. Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz. /yd. ² (142 g/m²). Pre-shrunk fabric. 30 singles. Side-seamed construction. Tear-away label. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.