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Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition

ICE Barbie Soy Candle - 9 oz

ICE Barbie Soy Candle - 9 oz

$27.99 USD
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MAGA ICE BARBIE 
SHE SHOT HER DOG, WHO'S NEXT? 
BROWN PEOPLE ON BOATS

Light this one slowly. Let the scent fill the room while you contemplate the career trajectory of America's most trigger-happy cabinet member.

The ICE Barbie Soy Candle 9oz — Leo's signature scent for the righteously outraged and aroma-therapeutically inclined.

  • 100% natural soy wax blend
  • 100% cotton wick
  • Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
  • Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
  • Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
  • Burns for 50–60 hours
  • Available in 8 scents: Apple Harvest, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt and Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, and Unscented
  • Blank product sourced from the US
  • Made to order — printed fresh via Printful

Scent Notes:

  • White Sage and Lavender: Lavender top with camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, sandalwood and cedarwood base
  • Apple Harvest: Ripe apple with bright fruit, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
  • Christmas Warmth: Orange spice, fir, pine, and smoky fireplace with festive essential oils
  • Cinnamon Vanilla: Spicy cinnamon meets sweet creamy vanilla with gurjun balsam
  • Clean Cotton: Cotton blossom and lemon top, linen and powder heart, sandalwood and violet base
  • Peppered Passionfruit: Orange, melon, pineapple, mango, coconut, jasmine, and passionfruit over amber, musk, and sandalwood
  • Sea Salt and Orchid: Sea salt and ozone top, jasmine and lily of the valley heart, tonka bean base
  • Unscented: Fragrance-free — clean glow, zero distraction

All scents share the same wax color. Burn bright. Some careers don't.

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