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Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition

Leo's ICE Barbie Soy Candle - 9 oz

Leo's ICE Barbie Soy Candle - 9 oz

$24.00 USD
$24.00 USD
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The only thing more flammable than ICE Barbie's rhetoric is her plastic MAGA face - and this candle — so strike a match.  Smells like liberty, looks like lipstick on authoritarian cosplay. 


HAIKU Reads:
MAGA ICE Barbie
She Shot her Dog. Who's Next?
Brown People on Boats


• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US

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