Because nothing says “relax” like lighting a flame to remind you the planet’s fine, thanks. Eight scents, one big wink at the hysteria: Apple Harvest, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt & Orchid, Unscented, and White Sage & Lavender. Smooth glass jar, unforgettable fragrance, and a satirical nod to the “end is nigh” crowd. Burn it, breathe it, and bask in the hoax.
Haiku says:
Maga Got Its Way
Climate Hoax Has Been Exposed
Your House is Flooded
• 100% natural soy wax • 100% cotton wick • Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm) • Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm) • Product weight: 9 oz (255 g) • Burns for 50–60 hours • Product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
