Don’t Fret, Maga Fools. Farm Subsidies coming. BUT,| Argentina first!
When the headlines announced a $40 billion bailout for Argentina, the internet didn’t miss a beat — especially the corners that love to shout “America First!” between sips of imported coffee. This apron captures that delicious contradiction with a clean illustration and a haiku that turns global finance into kitchen‑counter satire.
Available in Black, Navy, Red, and Beige.
• 100% organic cotton • Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²) • Adjustable straps • Large front pocket in the front with 2 compartments • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
