Leo's Farmer Mouse pad

Fields are full, silos are bursting, and buyers? Nowhere to be found. Leo’s pad captures the great MAGA harvest paradox: plenty of crops, zero customers.

Surface: Smooth as a unsold soybeans stacked to the rafters.
Durability: Outlasts most trade wars, but not your patience.
Design: A harvest of irony—bumper crops of outrage, zero buyers in sight.

Perfect for scrolling through headlines about “record harvests” that somehow don’t pay the bills, or just reminding yourself that in MAGA‑land, supply is endless but demand is optional.

• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• Rounded edges
• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China

Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.

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