MAGA Valentine "So Glad Jeff Introduced Us Happy Sweet 16!"
Some Valentines arrive with roses. Others arrive with red flags. And then there’s the one who shows up with a Sweet 16 smile and the deeply questionable footnote that they were “introduced by Jeffrey Epstein.” This organic cotton apron captures that razor‑edged Valentine energy — sugary on the surface, unsettling underneath, and unmistakably Leo’s Haiku in its ability to turn cultural discomfort into clever satire.
Available in Black, Navy, Red, and Beige
• 100% organic cotton • Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²) • Adjustable straps • Large front pocket in the front with 2 compartments • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
