• Standard Mouse Pad printed with a small black dog looking up into the camera from his place in a zen sand garden with a cairn of rocks. Political, satirical, anti-MAGA Haiku reads: MAGA Policy When the Job Stats Suck, Just Fire The Statistician The text logo for leoshaiku.com is displayed to the left of the dog.
  • Standard Mouse Pad printed with a small black dog looking up into the camera from his place in a zen sand garden with a cairn of rocks. Political, satirical, anti-MAGA Haiku reads: MAGA Policy When the Job Stats Suck, Just Fire The Statistician The text logo for leoshaiku.com is displayed to the left of the dog. This view shows the thickness of the pad
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Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition

Statistician Mouse pad

Statistician Mouse pad

$18.99 USD
$18.99 USD
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MAGA Policy 
When The Job Stats Suck Just Fire 
The Statistician

The numbers weren't cooperating, so the numbers (and the reporter of said numbers) had to go. It's a bold approach to data management — not fixing the economy, just fixing what is reported on it. Leo's Haiku Statistician Mouse Pad is for everyone who noticed that the methodology changed right around the time the results got inconvenient. This mouse will help you scroll through the revised figures - if you can stomach it.

  • Surface: Soft 100% polyester
  • Base: Natural rubber
  • Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
  • Weight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
  • Features: Rounded edges
  • Sourced from: China

Avoid placing under direct sunlight to prevent fading.

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