• A standard-sized mouse pad printed with the image of a black dog standing in a Zen garden with sand and a stack of rocks, political satire text and branding.
  • A hand lifts the lower right edge of a standard-sized mouse pad printed with the image of a black dog standing in a Zen garden with sand and a stack of rocks, political satire text and branding. This view shows the thickness of the pad.
  • A standard-sized mouse pad printed with the image of a black dog standing in a Zen garden with sand and a stack of rocks, political satire text and branding. A computer mouse sits at the right edge of the pad.
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Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition

Leo's Statistician Mouse pad

Leo's Statistician Mouse pad

$13.99 USD
$13.99 USD
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Why fix the numbers when you can just fire the nerd who made them? Leo’s pad honors the time‑tested MAGA tradition of shooting the messenger—metaphorically, of course.

Surface: Smooth enough for your mouse, slick enough for your spin.
Durability: Outlasts most campaign promises, but not your outrage.
Design: Topical, absurd, and guaranteed to clash with your office décor.

• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• Rounded edges
• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China

Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) HEIGHT (inches) THICKNESS (inches)
8.7"x7.1" 8 ⅝ 7 ⅛ ⅛
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