MAGA Loves Him. He Says "Smart People Don't Like Me" Do the Math Here, Folks!
The Leo's Haiku Smart People Organic Cotton Apron looks sweet, feels soft, and quietly delivers the haiku that does all the heavy lifting. It’s the gentle, pastel‑colored way to remind everyone that when someone says “smart people don’t like me,” the math kind of solves itself. Charming, durable, and just absurd enough to make your kitchen guests smile before they realize you’re making a point.
Available in Black, Navy, Red, and Beige.
• 100% organic cotton • Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²) • Adjustable straps • Large front pocket in the front with 2 compartments • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce over production, so thank you!
