Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition
Leo's Not on My Watch Mug in 3 Sizes
Leo's Not on My Watch Mug in 3 Sizes
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When public figures — especially women — try to intellectualize pedophilia, this mug bites back. With Leo’s fierce snarl and a hexenbeast glare, it’s a ceramic warning shot against anyone who dares to normalize child exploitation. There’s no nuance here. No artistic license. Just a sharp reminder: grooming isn’t edgy, it’s evil. Sip with conviction. Scald with truth. And let this mug do what too many influencers won’t — draw a hard line.
This mug says:
Maga Predators
Fifteen ain’t five, so it’s fine?
Next, the Nobel Prize
11 oz – Classic and compact, just right for a quick pick‑me‑up.
15 oz – Most Popular! Only $1 more for 36% more coffee. The sweet spot for daily use.
20 oz – Go big and bold. Perfect for long mornings, oversized lattes, or when one cup just isn’t enough.- WARNING! This mug is as big as any politician's ego!
Each mug is dishwasher and microwave safe, designed to last through countless refills. Choose your favorite design, pick your size, and make every sip a little brighter.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
