• Standard mousepad printed with the image of a dog sitting on a toilet seat in an ornate gold and marble bathroom. A political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku is displayed that reads: MAGA, Check out new Marble Bathroom and Ballroom Government Shutdown the text logo for leoshaiku.com is displayed to the right of the dog.
  • Standard mousepad printed with the image of a dog sitting on a toilet seat in an ornate gold and marble bathroom. A political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku is displayed that reads: MAGA, Check out new Marble Bathroom and Ballroom Government Shutdown the text logo for leoshaiku.com is displayed to the right of the dog. A white computer mouse is at the right edge of the pad.
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Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition

Ornate Bathroom Mouse Pad

Ornate Bathroom Mouse Pad

$21.99 USD
$21.99 USD
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MAGA, Check Out New 
Marble Bathroom And Ballroom 
Government Shutdown

Priorities are priorities. The marble is imported, the fixtures are gold-plated, and the government ran out of money somewhere between the ballroom and the budget. Leo's Haiku Ornate Bathroom Mouse Pad is for everyone who noticed that the renovation schedule and the shutdown schedule had a lot in common. Rest your wrist on it while you file your taxes — assuming the IRS is still open.

  • Surface: Soft 100% polyester
  • Base: Natural rubber
  • Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
  • Weight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
  • Features: Rounded edges
  • Sourced from: China

Avoid placing under direct sunlight to prevent fading.

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