Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition
Leo's Medicaid Mouse Pad
Leo's Medicaid Mouse Pad
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Because nothing says "family values" like cutting healthcare for families. Rest your wrist while others lose coverage - it's the American way.
From miracle med beds to trillion‑dollar debt, Leo’s got a mouse pad for every MAGA headline. Each design is a desk‑sized parody of the latest “patriot” plot twist—because if you can’t fix the news, you might as well rest your wrist on it.
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Surface: Smooth enough for your mouse, slick enough for your spin.
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Durability: Outlasts most campaign promises, but not your outrage.
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Design: Topical, absurd, and guaranteed to clash with your office décor.
Perfect for doomscrolling, rage‑clicking, or just laughing at the contradictions. Collect them all—because democracy may wobble, but your cursor never should.
WARNING: Coworkers may glance over your shoulder and say, “Wait a minute… did your mouse pad just burn MAGA in 17 syllables?”
• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• Rounded edges
• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | HEIGHT (inches) | THICKNESS (inches) | |
| 8.7"x7.1" | 8 ⅝ | 7 ⅛ | ⅛ |
