Forget miracle machines—this candle is the only “med bed” you’ll ever need. Eight scents, one satirical cure‑all. Clean soy wax, smooth glass jar, and a label that pokes fun at the promise of instant healing while delivering the only therapy that matters: a good burn and a better laugh. Light it, breathe it, and let the snark do the rest.
Haiku Reads: MAGA, Problems Solved He Delivered as Promised Enjoy Your Med Bed!
• 100% natural soy wax • 100% cotton wick • Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm) • Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm) • Product weight: 9 oz (255 g) • Burns for 50–60 hours • Product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
