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This apron captures that deliciously absurd conspiracy theory of the Illuminati Med Bed. Leo stretched out on his side, blissed out inside a glowing, futuristic chamber surrounded by mysterious panels, soft blue light, and the unmistakable hum of “technology you’re not cleared to know about.” The accompanying haiku adds a literary wink to the idea that somewhere, someone is hoarding a machine that can fix everything — except maybe dinner.
Comes in 4 colors: Black, Navy, Red, and Rope.
• 100% organic cotton • Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²) • Adjustable straps • Large front pocket in the front with 2 compartments • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
