Forget velvet ropes and VIP passes—this candle reminds you that the odds of an evil, rich man strolling into Heaven are about the same as a camel squeezing through a needle's eye. Eight scents, one satirical wink at eternal gatekeeping. Clean soy wax, smooth glass jar, and a label that turns theology into comedy. Light it, breathe deep, and laugh at the cosmic guest list.
Haiku Reads: MAGA, Corrupt King Heaven? Eh, Not So Sure. What Does Jesus Think?
• 100% natural soy wax • 100% cotton wick • Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm) • Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm) • Product weight: 9 oz (255 g) • Burns for 50–60 hours • Product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
