MAGA, Corrupt King Heaven? Eh, Not So Sure What Does Jesus Think?
Even odds, eternal stakes. The Leo's Haiku Corrupt King mouse pad isn’t just for scrolling through chaos—it’s a daily reminder that heaven’s gatekeepers might be flipping a coin. Smooth surface, sharp wit, and a haiku that makes your desk a pulpit of probability.
• Soft polyester surface • Natural rubber base • Rounded edges • 2.8 oz (79.4 g) • Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm) • Blank product sourced from China
Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.
