Leo's in Heaven Mouse pad

Even odds, eternal stakes. This mouse pad isn’t just for scrolling through chaos—it’s a daily reminder that heaven’s gatekeepers might be flipping a coin. Smooth surface, sharp wit, and a haiku that makes your desk a pulpit of probability.

This haiku reads:

MAGA, Corrupt King

Heaven? Eh, Not So Sure

What Does Jesus Think?

• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• Rounded edges
• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China

Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.

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