Font Debate Soy Candle - 9 oz

MAGA Can't Change Fonts? 
Times New Roman, Default Font 
For The Default Dopes

Comic Sans was right there. So was Arial. But sans-serif fonts are apparently DEI now — the government used them to make alt text easier for screen readers, and that's basically socialism. Times New Roman it is: classic, uncompromising, and deeply suspicious of accessibility. Leo's Haiku Font Debate premium hand-poured soy candle clocked the font choice and understood exactly what it meant.

Available in 8 scents: Apple Harvest, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt and Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, and Unscented.

• 100% natural soy wax blend
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns 50–60 hours
• Blank product sourced from the US

Disclaimer: All scents have the same wax color. Discover each scent's unique fragrance notes.

• White Sage and Lavender: Lavender top with camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, and a sandalwood and cedarwood base.
• Apple Harvest: Ripe apple with bright fruit notes and a touch of spice, infused with cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood.
• Christmas Warmth: Orange spice, fir, pine, and smoky fireplace, infused with essential oils for festive warmth.
• Cinnamon Vanilla: Spicy cinnamon with sweet, creamy vanilla, infused with gurjun balsam.
• Clean Cotton: Cotton blossom and lemon top with linen, powder, sandalwood, and violet base.
• Peppered Passionfruit: Orange, melon, pineapple, and mango top notes with jasmine, passionfruit, and a warm amber, musk, and sandalwood base.
• Sea Salt and Orchid: Sea salt and ozone top with jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, and a tonka bean base.
• Unscented: Fragrance-free, offering a subtle glow without distraction.