Because nothing says ‘diplomacy’ like dragging us back to Times New Roman. Light this candle and savor the scent of bureaucratic regression—smells sharper than a memo in Calibri, burns longer than a font debate at Foggy Bottom.
Haiku Reads: MAGA Can't Change Fonts? Times New Roman, Default Font For the Default Dopes
• 100% natural soy wax • 100% cotton wick • Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm) • Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm) • Product weight: 9 oz (255 g) • Burns for 50–60 hours • Product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
