Leo's Farmer Bailout Mouse pad

When no one’s buying the crops, at least you can buy the merch. This pad honors the great tradition of railing against “big government” while cashing those sweet subsidy checks.

Surface: Smooth as a soybean surplus.
Durability: Outlasts most trade wars, but not your uncle’s rants about them.
Design: A harvest of irony—bumper crops of outrage, zero buyers in sight.

Perfect for scrolling through farm‑aid headlines, rage‑clicking at tariffs, or just reminding yourself that in MAGA‑land, the only thing that sells faster than corn is grievance.

• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• Rounded edges
• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China

Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.

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