MAGA Farm Bailouts Delivered In Paper Bags? That's How Bribes Work, Right?
The tariffs hit. The markets closed. The checks went out — probably NOT in paper bags, but it could have been. There's a precedent for that. Leo's Haiku Farmer Bailout Mouse Pad is for everyone who noticed that the cure and the cause had a lot of overlap. Rest your wrist on it while you read the archived news about Horman and the $50k in the brown paper bag.
Surface: Soft 100% polyester
Base: Natural rubber
Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
Weight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
Features: Rounded edges
Sourced from: China
Avoid placing under direct sunlight to prevent fading.
