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Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition
Leo's Dr. Fauci Unisex t-shirt
Leo's Dr. Fauci Unisex t-shirt
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Fauci is Gone; No More Shots
Your Kids Have Measles!
Dr. Fauci Haiku Tee — Because “Personal Freedom” Apparently Invited Measles Back
When the nation’s top infectious‑disease expert exits stage left, and suddenly measles is having its comeback tour, this tee captures the irony in 17 syllables. It’s soft, bold, and designed for anyone who remembers when vaccines were boring and outbreaks weren’t a lifestyle choice.
Perfect for grocery runs, PTA meetings, and any gathering where someone proudly announces they “did their own research.” The shirt doesn’t argue. It just stands there, quietly whispering we warned you.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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Fauci is Gone; No More Shots
Your Kids Have Measles!
Dr. Fauci Haiku Tee — Because “Personal Freedom” Apparently Invited Measles Back
When the nation’s top infectious‑disease expert exits stage left, and suddenly measles is having its comeback tour, this tee captures the irony in 17 syllables. It’s soft, bold, and designed for anyone who remembers when vaccines were boring and outbreaks weren’t a lifestyle choice.
Perfect for grocery runs, PTA meetings, and any gathering where someone proudly announces they “did their own research.” The shirt doesn’t argue. It just stands there, quietly whispering we warned you.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
