Dr. Fauci Unisex T-Shirt

Nice Work, MAGA World
Fauci is Gone; No More Shots
Your Kids Have Measles!

Dr. Fauci Haiku Tee — Because “Personal Freedom” Apparently Invited Measles Back

When the nation’s top infectious‑disease expert exits stage left, and suddenly measles is having its comeback tour, this tee captures the irony in 17 syllables. It’s soft, bold, and designed for anyone who remembers when vaccines were boring and outbreaks weren’t a lifestyle choice.

Perfect for grocery runs, PTA meetings, and any gathering where someone proudly announces they “did their own research.” The shirt doesn’t argue. It just stands there, quietly whispering we warned you.

Available in sizes XS to 5XL.

The Unisex Staple T-Shirt feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch.  It's comfortable and flattering for all.  We can't compliment this shirt enough–it's one of our crowd favorites, and it's sure to be your next favorite too! .

Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester. Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester. Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz. /yd. ² (142 g/m²). Pre-shrunk fabric. 30 singles. Side-seamed construction. Tear-away label. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.