MAGA, It's A Con He's Into Crypto, Not You This Is All Your Fault
He told you it was the future. He told you to buy in. He launched his own coin, his family launched theirs, and somewhere between the whitepaper and the wallet, the line between patriotism and a pump-and-dump got a little blurry. Leo's Haiku Crypto Con Mouse Pad is for everyone who saw it coming and the ones who didn't, because even if your finances are wobbly, your cursor shouldn't be.
Surface: Soft 100% polyester
Base: Natural rubber
Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
Weight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
Features: Rounded edges
Sourced from: China
Avoid placing under direct sunlight to prevent fading.
