Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition
Leo's Crypto Mouse pad
Leo's Crypto Mouse pad
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Forget the rallies—crypto is where the real passion lies. While the base is busy chanting, Trump’s busy chasing coins. Leo’s pad captures the grift in action: crypto in; loyalty out.
Surface: Smooth as a token launch, slippery as a campaign promise.
Durability: Outlasts most meme coins, but not your savings.
Design: A perfect reminder that while the crowd’s shouting “USA,” he’s whispering “NFT.”
Perfect for scrolling through pump‑and‑dump charts, rage‑clicking at “exclusive” drops, or just reminding yourself that in MAGA‑land, the only thing he’s truly into is crypto.
• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• Rounded edges
• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | HEIGHT (inches) | THICKNESS (inches) | |
| 8.7"x7.1" | 8 ⅝ | 7 ⅛ | ⅛ |
