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Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition

Leo's Crypto Con Soy Candle - 9oz

Leo's Crypto Con Soy Candle - 9oz

$24.00 USD
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Eight scents, one scam. Light it up and watch the room fill with more smoke than a blockchain pitch deck. This isn’t just fragrance—it’s satire in a jar, a wink at the faithful who keep buying the hype while you get the punchline. Burn it, breathe it, and bask in the con.

Haiku Reads:
MAGA, It's a Con
He's into Crypto, Not You
This is All Your Fault


• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US

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