• Person in a beige sweater holds a lighted candle in a glass jar. The label shows a black dog superimposed on a horizontal wood plank background with acorns scattered top right. In the center, the political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku in black text with tan background is shown. It reads: MAGA It's a Con He's Into Crypto, Not You This is All Your Fault Bottom center is white text on a purple background that reads Soy Candle - 9oz Peppered Passionfruit. The text logo for leoshaiku.com is bottom right.
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  • Person in a beige sweater holds a candle in a glass jar with lid. The label shows a black dog superimposed on a horizontal wood plank background with acorns scattered top right. In the center, the political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku in black text with tan background is shown. It reads: MAGA It's a Con He's Into Crypto, Not You This is All Your Fault Bottom center is white text on a purple background that reads Soy Candle - 9oz Peppered Passionfruit. The text logo for leoshaiku.com is bottom right.
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Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition

Crypto Con Soy Candle - 9oz

Crypto Con Soy Candle - 9oz

$27.99 USD
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MAGA, It's A Con 
He's Into Crypto, Not You 
This Is All Your Fault

The coin is minted, the wallet is his, and the floor just dropped out. Leo's Haiku Crypto Con premium hand-poured soy candle is for everyone who bought in and is now doing the math. Light it, breathe deep, and let the scent of hindsight fill the room.

Available in 8 scents: Apple Harvest, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt and Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, and Unscented.

  • 100% natural soy wax blend
  • 100% cotton wick
  • Glass jar: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
  • Sticker: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
  • Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
  • Burns 50–60 hours
  • Blank product sourced from the US

Disclaimer: All scents have the same wax color. Discover each scent's unique fragrance notes.

  • White Sage and Lavender: Lavender top with camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, and a sandalwood and cedarwood base.
  • Apple Harvest: Ripe apple with bright fruit notes and a touch of spice, infused with cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood.
  • Christmas Warmth: Orange spice, fir, pine, and smoky fireplace, infused with essential oils for festive warmth.
  • Cinnamon Vanilla: Spicy cinnamon with sweet, creamy vanilla, infused with gurjun balsam.
  • Clean Cotton: Cotton blossom and lemon top with linen, powder, sandalwood, and violet base..
  • Peppered Passionfruit: Orange, melon, pineapple, and mango top notes with jasmine, passionfruit, and a warm amber, musk, and sandalwood base.
  • Sea Salt and Orchid: Sea salt and ozone top with jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, and a tonka bean base.
  • Unscented: Fragrance-free, offering a subtle glow without distraction.
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