Leo's Climate Hoax Large Organic Tote Bag

MAGA Got Its Way
Climate Hoax Has Been Exposed
Your House is Flooded

Perfect for farmers markets, library runs, and quietly questioning humanity, this eco‑friendly tote features a Leo’s Haiku original about the ever‑present “climate hoax” debate. It’s 17 syllables of dry wit printed on sustainably sourced canvas — because nothing pairs better with satire than a reusable bag.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or India

Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!