Climate Hoax - Luggage Tag

MAGA Got Its Way
Climate Hoax Has Been Exposed
Your House Is Flooded.

The Leo's Haiku Climate Hoax Luggage Tag is perfect for the traveler who reads the news, sighs deeply, and departs anyway. It’s equal parts “bon voyage” and “we’re doomed,” which is honestly the most accurate travel aesthetic of our time.

Clip it on, check your bag, and enjoy the small comfort of knowing that even if the world is melting, your luggage is at least labeled with style, sarcasm, and a tiny poem that understands your existential dread.

• 100% acrylic
• Comes with an adjustable leather strap
• Rear opening with business card for personal information
• Blank product sourced from USA