Leo's Climate Hoax Haiku Luggage Tag

MAGA Got Its Way
Climate Hoax Has Been Exposed
Your House Is Flooded.

Perfect for the traveler who reads the news, sighs deeply, and departs anyway. It’s equal parts “bon voyage” and “we’re doomed,” which is honestly the most accurate travel aesthetic of our time.

Clip it on, check your bag, and enjoy the small comfort of knowing that even if the world is melting, your luggage is at least labeled with style, sarcasm, and a tiny poem that understands your existential dread.

• 100% acrylic
• Comes with an adjustable leather strap
• Rear opening with business card for personal information
• Blank product sourced from USA

Care instructions: Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!