Cheap Chicken Eco Tote

MAGA, New Boycott? 
Torn By Him And Costco. Why? 
You Love Cheap Chickens!

The rotisserie chicken is $4.99. It has always been $4.99. It will always be $4.99. Costco made a DEI decision, MAGA-influencers called for a boycott, and suddenly the MAGA faithful were caught between their principles and their poultry. Leo's Haiku Cheap Chicken Eco Tote is for everyone who watched that particular loyalty test play out in real time. Carry it to Costco — you know you're going anyway.

Made from 100% certified organic cotton, this tote is built to last through all the promises.

• Material: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill, 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14½″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• Straps: 1″ wide dual straps, 24.5″ length
• Features: Open main compartment
• Sourced from: India