Maga, Who's Bubba? It's Just Bs? Says You Who Swallowed Pizzagate!
The bill is big, the promises are bigger, and somewhere in the fine print is a conspiracy theory your uncle forwarded at 2am. This premium white glossy haiku mug is for everyone who's done the research, connected the dots, and still can't find the pizza place. Sip boldly.
Each mug is dishwasher and microwave safe, designed to last through countless refills. Choose your size and make every sip a little more conspiratorial.
11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) H × 3.2″ (8.2 cm) D
15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) H × 3.3″ (8.5 cm) D
20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) H × 3.7″ (9.3 cm) D WARNING: This mug is as big as any politician's ego!
Lead and BPA-free.
Disclaimer: The White Glossy Mug may vary slightly in size by up to ±0.1″ (2 mm) due to the nature of the production process. These variations are normal and won't affect your mug's quality or functionality.
