America First, huh? Nothing says patriotism like wiring $40 billion to Argentina while potholes at home are still auditioning as swimming pools. If Uncle Sam can light up Buenos Aires with bailout cash, you can at least light up your living room with Leo’s Argentina First Soy Candle. Unscented, clean-burning, and smugly ironic — 100% natural soy wax, 100% cotton wick, 50–60 hours of burn time. Because if America’s dollars are going up in smoke abroad, yours might as well burn bright at home. Available in 8 scents.
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Don't Fret, MAGA Fools. Farm Subsidies Coming. BUT, Argentina First!
• 100% natural soy wax • 100% cotton wick • Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm) • Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm) • Product weight: 9 oz (255 g) • Burns for 50–60 hours • Product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
