Don't Fret, MAGA Fools. Farm Subsidies Coming. But, Argentina First!
American farmers are patient people. They can wait. Trump's got a country to refinance first, and the pesos aren't going to print themselves. Light Leo's Haiku Argentina Bailout premium hand-poured soy candle while you wait for that subsidy check — it'll burn for 50–60 hours, which should be just enough time.
Available in 8 scents: Apple Harvest, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt and Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, and Unscented.
100% natural soy wax blend
100% cotton wick
Glass jar: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
Sticker: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
Burns 50–60 hours
Blank product sourced from the US
Disclaimer: All scents have the same wax color. Discover each scent's unique fragrance notes.
White Sage and Lavender: Lavender top with camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, and a sandalwood and cedarwood base.
Apple Harvest: Ripe apple with bright fruit notes and a touch of spice, infused with cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood.
Christmas Warmth: Orange spice, fir, pine, and smoky fireplace, infused with essential oils for festive warmth.
Cinnamon Vanilla: Spicy cinnamon with sweet, creamy vanilla, infused with gurjun balsam.
Clean Cotton: Cotton blossom and lemon top with linen, powder, sandalwood, and violet base.
Peppered Passionfruit: Orange, melon, pineapple, and mango top notes with jasmine, passionfruit, and a warm amber, musk, and sandalwood base.
Sea Salt and Orchid: Sea salt and ozone top with jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, and a tonka bean base.
Unscented: Fragrance-free, offering a subtle glow without distraction.
