• A standard mouse pad printed with the image of a small black dog with a sombrero. He sits in front of a herd of cows. The Argentina flag flies above them to the right of the dog. Under the flag is a political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku that reads: Don't Fret, MAGA Fools. Farm Subsidies Coming. BUT, ARGENTINA FIRST! The circular text logo for leoshaiku.com is centered beneath the haiku.
  • A hand lifts the bottom right corner of a Standard Mouse Pad printed with the image of small black dog with a sombrero. He sits in front of a herd of cows. The Argentina flag flies above them to the right of the dog. Under the flag is a political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku that reads: Don't Fret, MAGA Fools. Farm Subsidies Coming. BUT, ARGENTINA FIRST! The circular text logo for leoshaiku.com is centered beneath the haiku. This view shows the thickness of the pad.
  • A standard mouse pad printed with the image of a small black dog with a sombrero. He sits in front of a herd of cows. The Argentina flag flies above them to the right of the dog. Under the flag is a political, satirical, anti-MAGA haiku that reads: Don't Fret, MAGA Fools. Farm Subsidies Coming. BUT, ARGENTINA FIRST! The circular text logo for leoshaiku.com is centered beneath the haiku. A white computer mouse sits at the right edge of the pad.
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Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition

Argentina Bailout Mouse Pad

Argentina Bailout Mouse Pad

$18.99 USD
$18.99 USD
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Don't Fret, MAGA Fools. 
Farm Subsidies Coming.
But, Argentina First!

Farm subsidies? Coming soon. Probably. In the meantime, the bailout queue has a new priority — and it's not American farmers. Leo's Haiku Argentina Bailout Mouse Pad is for everyone keeping score of whose economy is actually getting the attention. Rest your wrist on it while you check the price of beef at Krogers. Take heart — this pad probably costs less than a bushel of soybeans right now.

  • Surface: Soft 100% polyester
  • Base: Natural rubber
  • Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
  • Weight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
  • Features: Rounded edges
  • Sourced from: China

Avoid placing under direct sunlight to prevent fading.

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