Leo's AR15 Haiku Mug

Because apparently the Sermon on the Mount had a footnote about tactical rifles. This mug carries a haiku that calls out the contradiction — equal parts poetry, politics, and poodle‑approved irony.

11 oz – Classic and compact, just right for a quick pick‑me‑up.
15 oz – Most Popular! Only $1 more for 36% more coffee. The sweet spot for daily use.
20 oz – Go big and bold. Perfect for long mornings, oversized lattes, or when one cup just isn’t enough.- WARNING!  This mug is as big as any politician's ego!

Each mug is dishwasher and microwave safe, designed to last through countless refills. Choose your favorite design, pick your size, and make every sip a little brighter.
This mug says:

MAGA LOVES JESUS
HE LOVES AR-15s, RIGHT?
THESE DOPES BELIEVE SO!

11 oz mug dimensions: 3. 8″ (9. 6 cm) in height, 3. 2″ (8. 2 cm) in diameter. 15 oz mug dimensions: 4. 7″ (11. 9 cm) in height, 3. 3″ (8. 5 cm) in diameter. 20 oz mug dimensions: 4. 3″ (10. 9 cm) in height, 3. 7″ (9. 3 cm) in diameter. Lead and BPA-free material.

Disclaimer: The White Glossy Mug may vary slightly in size by up to +/- 0. 1″ (2 mm) due to the nature of the production process. These variations are normal and won’t affect your mug’s quality or functionality. This product is made on demand. No minimums.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!