Leo with the Red Hat Luggage Tag

Some dogs fetch. Leo dismantles authoritarian aesthetics one chew at a time.

This luggage tag features your favorite judgmental gremlin mid‑snack, working through a red baseball cap like it’s his civic duty. No haiku, no ambiguity — just Leo doing what every rational brain cell has wanted to do since 2016.

Durable, eye‑catching, and impossible to mistake for someone else’s bag. Whether you’re headed to a protest, a climate summit, or just trying to survive a family reunion in Florida, this tag says: “I travel with taste. And teeth.”\
• 100% acrylic
• Comes with an adjustable leather strap
• Rear opening with business card for personal information
• Blank product sourced from USA

Care instructions: Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!