Leo's Boebert Reptilian Large Tote in Two Colors

Maga, If Jeffries
Is a Reptile, Boebert is
His Rodent Supper.

A tote for people who appreciate their political commentary served with a wink, a wince, and a 17‑syllable side‑eye. This design features your surreal, satirical tableau — a reptilian creature poised over a rat with a woman’s head — paired with a Leo’s Haiku original referencing Hakeem Jeffries and Lauren Boebert. It’s bold, bizarre, and exactly the kind of visual metaphor that makes strangers stare a little too long.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or India

Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.