MAGA Your Hate
Foreclosed Your Heads and Hearts
Next, Your Hearts and Homes!
Some people read poetry. Others just live it — badly. Leo's Haiku Tough Phone Case features an original haiku documenting the surprisingly predictable arc of performative rage: first it forecloses the mind, then the heart, and now, right on schedule, the more concrete assets. Case is scratch-resistant, drop-tested, and significantly more durable than the economic theory that got us here. Your phone deserves protection. So does the truth.
Protect your phone with this tough, dual-layer case. Its impact-resistant shell and shock-absorbing liner keep your device safe, while built-in MagSafe® magnets ensure secure attachment and faster wireless charging.
• Polycarbonate outer shell
• Thermoplastic Polyurethane inner liner
• Dual-layer protection
• Precisely aligned port openings
• MagSafe® compatible
• Induction charging-compatible
• Matte or gloss finish
• Blank product sourced from Korea
Disclaimer: Keep away from liquids containing high alcohol levels, as designs on the phone case may rub off. Keep away from direct sunlight to prevent yellowing.
Important: This product can’t be shipped to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan, or Singapore. If your shipping address is in these regions, please choose a different product.
⚠ Warning: This product can expose you to chemicals, including Bisphenol A (BPA) which is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to
https://www.p65warnings.ca.gov
