{"product_id":"leos-smart-people-organic-cotton-apron-in-4-colors","title":"Leo's Smart People Organic Cotton Apron in 4 Colors","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan data-canva-clipboard=\"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\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaga Likes Him. He\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSays “Smart People Don’t Like Me”\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo The Math Here, Folks!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis apron captures the widely circulated line where Donald Trump said that “smart people don’t like me,” paired with a haiku that invites the reader to draw their own conclusions. No shouting, no lecturing, just a raised eyebrow wrapped in 17 syllables.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAvailable in Black, Navy, Red, and Beige.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% organic cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz\/yd² (240 g\/m²) \u003cbr\u003e• Adjustable straps\u003cbr\u003e• Large front pocket in the front with 2 compartments\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":50449373790455,"sku":"8254391_14453","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":50449373823223,"sku":"8254391_14454","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":50449373855991,"sku":"8254391_14455","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beige","offer_id":50449373888759,"sku":"8254391_14456","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/organic-cotton-apron-black-front-69758ee507835.png?v=1769311997","url":"https:\/\/leoshaiku.com\/products\/leos-smart-people-organic-cotton-apron-in-4-colors","provider":"Leo's Haiku - Make Haiku Great Again!","version":"1.0","type":"link"}