{"product_id":"leos-dr-fauci-eco-tote","title":"Leo's Dr. Fauci Eco Tote","description":"\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA direction-ltr align-center para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNice Work, MAGA World\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eFauci is Gone, No More Shots\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eYour Kids Have Measles!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tote for people who track public health like plot twists, appreciate the poetry of unintended outcomes, and enjoy their commentary biodegradable. It doesn’t shout — it simply observes, smirks, and lets the haiku do the heavy lifting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50445912572151,"sku":"1261098_10458","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/eco-tote-bag-oyster-front-69730565f20d6.jpg?v=1769145721","url":"https:\/\/leoshaiku.com\/products\/leos-dr-fauci-eco-tote","provider":"Leo's Haiku - Make Haiku Great Again!","version":"1.0","type":"link"}