{"product_id":"leos-cheap-chicken-eco-tote","title":"Leo's Cheap Chicken Eco Tote","description":"Bring your bulk snacks and your side‑eye in one sustainable package. This eco‑friendly tote features a Leo’s Haiku original about the MAGA boycott of Costco — a poetic nod to the strange modern ritual of declaring war on a warehouse store that sells the world's best rotisserie chicken.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50445890224375,"sku":"4075848_10458","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/eco-tote-bag-oyster-front-6972fd3218353.jpg?v=1769143619","url":"https:\/\/leoshaiku.com\/products\/leos-cheap-chicken-eco-tote","provider":"Leo's Haiku - Make Haiku Great Again!","version":"1.0","type":"link"}