{"product_id":"eco-tote-bag","title":"Leo's Climate Hoax Eco Tote","description":"Perfect for farmers markets, library runs, and quietly questioning humanity, this eco‑friendly tote features a Leo’s Haiku original about the ever‑present “climate hoax” debate. It’s 17 syllables of dry wit printed on sustainably sourced canvas — because nothing pairs better with satire than a reusable bag.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50445893075191,"sku":"3243690_10458","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/eco-tote-bag-oyster-front-6972ff6e613f1.jpg?v=1769144192","url":"https:\/\/leoshaiku.com\/products\/eco-tote-bag","provider":"Leo's Haiku - Make Haiku Great Again!","version":"1.0","type":"link"}