{"title":"Mugs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to my porcelain manifesto. Each mug is a vessel for caffeine and uncomfortable truths. They’re dishwasher‑safe, microwave‑friendly, and emotionally non‑negotiable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the Haiku\u003cstrong\u003e Maga Edition Series\u003c\/strong\u003e — Because nothing says ‘good morning’ like three lines of political satire sharper than your first sip of coffee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"leos-education-haiku-mug","title":"Poorly Educated Mug in 3 Sizes | Leo's Haiku | Political Satire","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMAGA Truth: He Loves\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Poorly Educated\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEver Wonder Why?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eLeo's Haiku Poorly Educated Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is for anyone who remembers the moment he proudly declared his love for “the poorly educated” — and realized it explained a lot. Sip your coffee, tea, or righteous indignation from this ceramic wink of satire, printed with the haiku that says what everyone else is thinking. Whether you choose the small, medium, or large size, each one delivers the same message: some quotes belong on mugs because they’re too unbelievable to keep in your head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: #222222; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; background: white;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eCeramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: #222222; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; background: white;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: #222222; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; background: white;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: #222222; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; background: white;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: #222222; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; background: white;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: #222222; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in; background: white;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBlank product sourced from China\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 7.5pt; line-height: normal; background: white;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #222222; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #222222; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e The White Glossy Mug may vary slightly in size by up to +\/- 0.1″ (2 mm) due to the nature of the production process. These variations are normal and won’t affect your mug’s quality or functionality. Mugs may be sourced from different suppliers. As a result, some products may include a manufacturer’s label, sticker.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Leo's Haiku Maga Edition","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":50122916790519,"sku":"1156261_1320","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":50122916823287,"sku":"1156261_4830","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":50122916856055,"sku":"1156261_16586","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-68dc65240dda2.png?v=1759275377"},{"product_id":"white-glossy-mug","title":"Farmer Mug in 3 Sizes","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaga Farmers Broke\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eU.S. Now Won't Buy Your Crops\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSaw That Coming, Right?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe tariffs landed, the markets closed, and the soybeans aren't moving. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLeo's Haiku Farmer Mug\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is for all those folks who voted for the trade war and are now doing the math on this year's harvest. Have a cup of coffee - we're in it for the long haul.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach mug is dishwasher and microwave safe, designed to last through countless refills. Choose your size and make every sip a little more pointed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11 oz:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.8″ (9.6 cm) H × 3.2″ (8.2 cm) D\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e15 oz:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.7″ (11.9 cm) H × 3.3″ (8.5 cm) D\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e20 oz:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.3″ (10.9 cm) H × 3.7″ (9.3 cm) D. \u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: This mug is as big as any politician's ego!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLead and BPA-free.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisclaimer: The White Glossy Mug may vary slightly in size by up to ±0.1″ (2 mm) due to the nature of the production process. These variations are normal and won't affect your mug's quality or functionality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Leo's Haiku Maga Edition","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":50122951393527,"sku":"7898407_1320","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":50122951426295,"sku":"7898407_4830","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":50122951459063,"sku":"7898407_16586","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/Leo_sFarmerHaiku-11-oz-handle-on-right-68da062d7f427.png?v=1759261483"},{"product_id":"leos-climate-haiku-mug","title":"Climate Hoax Mug in 3 Sizes","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMAGA GOT ITS WAY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLIMATE HOAX HAS BEEN EXPOSED\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYOUR HOUSE IS FLOODED\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you prefer a modest sip or a full‑blown caffeine intervention, \u003cstrong\u003eLeo's Climate Hoax Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers the perfect dose of snark. Three sizes, one truth: calling climate change a hoax doesn’t make you a rebel — it makes you someone who argues with thermometers. Ideal for mornings when you need coffee and patience in equal measure.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e11 oz – Classic and compact, just right for a quick pick‑me‑up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e15 oz – Most Popular! Only $1 more for 36% more coffee. The sweet spot for daily use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e20 oz – Go big and bold. Perfect for long mornings, oversized lattes, or when one cup just isn’t enough.- WARNING! This mug is as big as any politician's ego!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach mug is dishwasher and microwave safe, designed to last through countless refills. Choose your favorite design, pick your size, and make every sip a little brighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisclaimer: The White Glossy Mug may vary slightly in size by up to +\/- 0. 1″ (2 mm) due to the nature of the production process. These variations are normal and won’t affect your mug’s quality or functionality. This product is made on demand. No minimums.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Leo's Haiku Maga Edition","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":50123809652983,"sku":"6446742_1320","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":50123809685751,"sku":"6446742_4830","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":50123809718519,"sku":"6446742_16586","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-68dc23ded4cc8_6859541c-8e11-42b7-ae33-d0dc482d3c24.png?v=1759259321"},{"product_id":"leos-dr-fauci-haiku-mug","title":"Dr. Fauci Mug in 3 Sizes","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNice Work, MAGA World\u003cbr\u003eFauci is Gone, N\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eo More Shots\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour Kids Have Measles!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScience had a name, and MAGA showed it the door. 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These variations are normal and won't affect your mug's quality or functionality.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Leo's Haiku Maga Edition","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":50123938005239,"sku":"8121575_1320","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":50123938038007,"sku":"8121575_4830","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":50123938070775,"sku":"8121575_16586","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-68dc2c6beaf0f.png?v=1759260600"},{"product_id":"white-glossy-mug-1","title":"Medicaid Mug in 3 Sizes","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMAGA Stay Healthy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedicaid Cuts Bite You Too\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou Wanted That, Right?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe vote was cast, the cuts were made, and the waiting room just got a lot more crowded. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLeo's Haiku Medicaid Mug\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is for everyone who didn't read the fine print on the platform they voted for. 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Sip this and ponder the double standard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe 12 oz Latte Mug\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — Leo's signature vessel for your morning ritual of caffeinated outrage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% white ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeight: 4″ (10.16 cm) | Diameter: 3.6″ (9.14 cm) | Volume: 12 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic cone shape with glossy finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFully customizable wrap design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBPA and lead-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDishwasher and microwave-safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank product sourced from China, decorated in the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade to order — printed fresh and shipped directly to you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDrink deep. 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