{"title":"Candles","description":"\u003cp\u003eHand‑poured soy candles featuring Leo’s original haiku. Sharp satire meets warm light in this collection of clean‑burning scents, perfect for gifting, relaxing, or making a statement. Whether political or poetic, each candle delivers ambiance with a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"leo-in-the-red-hat-soy-candle-9-oz","title":"Red Hat Soy Candle 9 oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe red hat. The most recognizable piece of political merch in American history — and somehow, still going. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLeo's Haiku Red Hat Soy Candle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is for everyone who'd rather set the mood than set their hair on fire over it. Light it, let it burn slowly, and contemplate what exactly it was that got made great again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from 100% natural soy wax with a 100% cotton wick, sourced from the US. Burns 50–60 hours. Available in 8 scents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWax:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% natural soy wax blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWick:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJar size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 × 8.9 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9 oz (255 g)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBurn time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50–60 hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSourced from:\u003c\/strong\u003e USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable scents:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite Sage and Lavender\u003c\/strong\u003e — lavender, camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, sandalwood, cedarwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApple Harvest\u003c\/strong\u003e — ripe apple, bright fruit, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, cedarwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Warmth\u003c\/strong\u003e — orange spice, fir, pine, smoky fireplace\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCinnamon Vanilla\u003c\/strong\u003e — spicy cinnamon, sweet vanilla, gurjun balsam\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClean Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e — cotton blossom, lemon, linen, powder, sandalwood, violet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeppered Passionfruit\u003c\/strong\u003e — orange, melon, pineapple, mango, coconut, jasmine, passionfruit, amber, musk, sandalwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSea Salt and Orchid\u003c\/strong\u003e — sea salt, ozone, jasmine, lily of the valley, tonka bean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnscented\u003c\/strong\u003e — fragrance-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll scents have the same wax color.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition","offers":[{"title":"Apple Harvest","offer_id":50349076087031,"sku":"9940659_22804","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth","offer_id":50349076119799,"sku":"9940659_22806","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla","offer_id":50349076152567,"sku":"9940659_22807","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean Cotton","offer_id":50349076185335,"sku":"9940659_22808","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit","offer_id":50349076218103,"sku":"9940659_22810","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Salt and Orchid","offer_id":50349076250871,"sku":"9940659_22811","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":50349076283639,"sku":"9940659_22812","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender","offer_id":50349076316407,"sku":"9940659_22455","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/Leo_with_the_Red_Hat_Soy_Candle-9oz_Cinnamon_Vanilla.jpg?v=1765503699"},{"product_id":"scented-soy-candle","title":"Climate Hoax Soy Candle 9oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMAGA GOT ITS WAY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCLIMATE HOAX HAS BEEN EXPOSED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYOUR HOUSE IS FLOODED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this candle, breathe deep, and contemplate the policy choices that got us here. At least it smells amazing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Climate Hoax Soy Candle 9oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — Leo's signature scent for the environmentally aware and politically scorched.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% natural soy wax blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton wick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct weight: 9 oz (255 g)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurns for 50–60 hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in 8 scents: Apple Harvest, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt and Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, and Unscented\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank product sourced from the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScent Notes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite Sage and Lavender:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lavender top with camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, sandalwood and cedarwood base\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApple Harvest:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ripe apple with bright fruit, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Warmth:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange spice, fir, pine, and smoky fireplace with festive essential oils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCinnamon Vanilla:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spicy cinnamon meets sweet creamy vanilla with gurjun balsam\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClean Cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cotton blossom and lemon top, linen and powder heart, sandalwood and violet base\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeppered Passionfruit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange, melon, pineapple, mango, coconut, jasmine, and passionfruit over amber, musk, and sandalwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSea Salt and Orchid:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sea salt and ozone top, jasmine and lily of the valley heart, tonka bean base\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnscented:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fragrance-free — clean glow, zero distraction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll scents share the same wax color. Burn bright. The planet noticed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition","offers":[{"title":"Apple Harvest","offer_id":50350134919415,"sku":"1114458_22804","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth","offer_id":50350134952183,"sku":"1114458_22806","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla","offer_id":50350134984951,"sku":"1114458_22807","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean Cotton","offer_id":50350135017719,"sku":"1114458_22808","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit","offer_id":50350135050487,"sku":"1114458_22810","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Salt and Orchid","offer_id":50350135083255,"sku":"1114458_22811","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":50350135116023,"sku":"1114458_22812","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender","offer_id":50350135148791,"sku":"1114458_22455","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/Leo_s_Climate_Hoax_Soy_Candle_-_White_Sage_Lavender.png?v=1765579139"},{"product_id":"leos-crypto-con-soy-candle-9oz","title":"Crypto Con Soy Candle - 9oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMAGA, It's A Con\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe's Into Crypto, Not You\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis Is All Your Fault\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe coin is minted, the wallet is his, and the floor just dropped out. \u003cstrong\u003eLeo's Haiku Crypto Con premium hand-poured soy candle\u003c\/strong\u003e is for everyone who bought in and is now doing the math. Light it, breathe deep, and let the scent of hindsight fill the room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in 8 scents: Apple Harvest, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt and Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, and Unscented.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% natural soy wax blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton wick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlass jar: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSticker: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct weight: 9 oz (255 g)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurns 50–60 hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank product sourced from the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisclaimer: All scents have the same wax color. Discover each scent's unique fragrance notes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite Sage and Lavender:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lavender top with camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, and a sandalwood and cedarwood base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApple Harvest:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ripe apple with bright fruit notes and a touch of spice, infused with cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Warmth:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange spice, fir, pine, and smoky fireplace, infused with essential oils for festive warmth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCinnamon Vanilla:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spicy cinnamon with sweet, creamy vanilla, infused with gurjun balsam.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClean Cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cotton blossom and lemon top with linen, powder, sandalwood, and violet base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeppered Passionfruit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange, melon, pineapple, and mango top notes with jasmine, passionfruit, and a warm amber, musk, and sandalwood base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSea Salt and Orchid:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sea salt and ozone top with jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, and a tonka bean base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnscented:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fragrance-free, offering a subtle glow without distraction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition","offers":[{"title":"Apple Harvest","offer_id":50350664843511,"sku":"5888926_22804","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth","offer_id":50350664876279,"sku":"5888926_22806","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla","offer_id":50350664909047,"sku":"5888926_22807","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean Cotton","offer_id":50350664941815,"sku":"5888926_22808","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit","offer_id":50350664974583,"sku":"5888926_22810","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Salt and Orchid","offer_id":50350665007351,"sku":"5888926_22811","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":50350665040119,"sku":"5888926_22812","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender","offer_id":50350665072887,"sku":"5888926_22455","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/Leo_s_Crypto_Con_Soy_Candle_-_Peppered_Passionfruit.jpg?v=1765590609"},{"product_id":"leos-in-heaven-soy-candle-9-oz","title":"Corrupt King Soy Candle - 9 oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMAGA, Corrupt King\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeaven? Eh, Not So Sure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat Does Jesus Think?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere's a guest list at the pearly gates, and rumor has it the vetting is thorough. St. Peter has receipts, the angels have opinions, and the big guy upstairs is reportedly taking his time on this one. Light \u003cstrong\u003eLeo's Haiku Corrupt King premium hand-poured soy candle,\u003c\/strong\u003e pick your scent, and contemplate the eternal questions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in 8 scents: Apple Harvest, C\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ehristmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt and Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, and Unscented.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% natural soy wax blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton wick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlass jar: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSticker: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct weight: 9 oz (255 g)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurns 50–60 hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank product sourced from the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisclaimer: All scents have the same wax color. Discover each scent's unique fragrance notes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite Sage and Lavender:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lavender top with camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, and a sandalwood and cedarwood base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApple Harvest:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ripe apple with bright fruit notes and a touch of spice, infused with cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Warmth:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange spice, fir, pine, and smoky fireplace, infused with essential oils for festive warmth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCinnamon Vanilla:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spicy cinnamon with sweet, creamy vanilla, infused with gurjun balsam.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClean Cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cotton blossom and lemon top with linen, powder, sandalwood, and violet base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeppered Passionfruit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange, melon, pineapple, and mango top notes with jasmine, passionfruit, and a warm amber, musk, and sandalwood base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSea Salt and Orchid:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sea salt and ozone top with jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, and a tonka bean base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnscented:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fragrance-free, offering a subtle glow without distraction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition","offers":[{"title":"Apple Harvest","offer_id":50350816887031,"sku":"2052270_22804","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth","offer_id":50350816919799,"sku":"2052270_22806","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla","offer_id":50350816952567,"sku":"2052270_22807","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean Cotton","offer_id":50350816985335,"sku":"2052270_22808","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit","offer_id":50350817018103,"sku":"2052270_22810","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Salt and Orchid","offer_id":50350817050871,"sku":"2052270_22811","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":50350817083639,"sku":"2052270_22812","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender","offer_id":50350817116407,"sku":"2052270_22455","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/Leo_s_In_Heaven_Soy_Candle_-_Clean_Cotton.jpg?v=1765593013"},{"product_id":"leos-med-bed-soy-candle-9-oz","title":"Med Bed Soy Candle - 9 oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMAGA, Problems Solved\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe Delivered As Promised\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnjoy Your Medbed!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Med Bed is here. Chronic pain? Gone. Big Pharma? Irrelevant. Your MAGA uncle was right all along — probably. Light the \u003cstrong\u003eLeo's Haiku Med Bed Soy Candle\u003c\/strong\u003e, breathe deep, and let the healing frequencies do their thing. Available in scents ranging from grounding White Sage and Lavender to festive Christmas Warmth, because even alternative medicine deserves ambiance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% natural soy wax blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton wick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct weight: 9 oz (255 g)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurns for 50–60 hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in 8 scents: Apple Harvest, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt and Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, and Unscented\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank product sourced from the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisclaimer: All scents have the same wax color. 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But,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArgentina First!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAmerican farmers are patient people. They can wait. Trump's got a country to refinance first, and the pesos aren't going to print themselves. Light \u003cstrong\u003eLeo's Haiku Argentina Bailout premium hand-poured soy candle \u003c\/strong\u003ewhile you wait for that subsidy check — it'll burn for 50–60 hours, which should be just enough time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in 8 scents: Apple Harvest, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt and Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, and Unscented.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% natural soy wax blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton wick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlass jar: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSticker: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct weight: 9 oz (255 g)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurns 50–60 hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank product sourced from the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisclaimer: All scents have the same wax color. 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So was Arial. But sans-serif fonts are apparently DEI now — the government used them to make alt text easier for screen readers, and that's basically socialism. Times New Roman it is: classic, uncompromising, and deeply suspicious of accessibility. \u003cstrong\u003eLeo's Haiku Font Debate premium hand-poured soy candle\u003c\/strong\u003e clocked the font choice and understood exactly what it meant.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in 8 scents: Apple Harvest, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt and Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, and Unscented.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% natural soy wax blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton wick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlass jar: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSticker: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct weight: 9 oz (255 g)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurns 50–60 hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank product sourced from the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisclaimer: All scents have the same wax color. Discover each scent's unique fragrance notes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite Sage and Lavender:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lavender top with camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, and a sandalwood and cedarwood base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApple Harvest:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ripe apple with bright fruit notes and a touch of spice, infused with cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Warmth:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange spice, fir, pine, and smoky fireplace, infused with essential oils for festive warmth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCinnamon Vanilla:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spicy cinnamon with sweet, creamy vanilla, infused with gurjun balsam.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClean Cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cotton blossom and lemon top with linen, powder, sandalwood, and violet base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeppered Passionfruit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange, melon, pineapple, and mango top notes with jasmine, passionfruit, and a warm amber, musk, and sandalwood base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSea Salt and Orchid:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sea salt and ozone top with jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, and a tonka bean base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnscented:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fragrance-free, offering a subtle glow without distraction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition","offers":[{"title":"Apple Harvest","offer_id":50355731759351,"sku":"5614925_22804","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth","offer_id":50355731792119,"sku":"5614925_22806","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla","offer_id":50355731824887,"sku":"5614925_22807","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean Cotton","offer_id":50355731857655,"sku":"5614925_22808","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit","offer_id":50355731890423,"sku":"5614925_22810","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Salt and Orchid","offer_id":50355731923191,"sku":"5614925_22811","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":50355731955959,"sku":"5614925_22812","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender","offer_id":50355731988727,"sku":"5614925_22455","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/scented-soy-candle_-9oz-apple-harvest-front-2-69404952cde16.jpg?v=1765820762"},{"product_id":"leos-luxury-jet-soy-candle-9-oz","title":"Luxury Jet Soy Candle - 9 oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMAGA, Your Vote Counts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe Gets Jet; You Lose Healthcare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArt Of The Deal, Right?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe jet is fueled, the deal is done, and the fine print was always going to be your problem. Light \u003cstrong\u003eLeo's Haiku Luxury Jet premium hand-poured soy candle\u003c\/strong\u003e and let the scent of buyer's remorse fill the room. 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Discover each scent's unique fragrance notes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite Sage and Lavender:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lavender top with camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, and a sandalwood and cedarwood base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApple Harvest:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ripe apple with bright fruit notes and a touch of spice, infused with cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Warmth:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange spice, fir, pine, and smoky fireplace, infused with essential oils for festive warmth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCinnamon Vanilla:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spicy cinnamon with sweet, creamy vanilla, infused with gurjun balsam.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClean Cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cotton blossom and lemon top with linen, powder, sandalwood, and violet base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeppered Passionfruit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange, melon, pineapple, and mango top notes with jasmine, passionfruit, and a warm amber, musk, and sandalwood base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSea Salt and Orchid:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sea salt and ozone top with jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, and a tonka bean base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnscented:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fragrance-free, offering a subtle glow without distraction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition","offers":[{"title":"Apple Harvest","offer_id":50356234911991,"sku":"8524909_22804","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth","offer_id":50356234944759,"sku":"8524909_22806","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla","offer_id":50356234977527,"sku":"8524909_22807","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean Cotton","offer_id":50356235010295,"sku":"8524909_22808","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit","offer_id":50356235043063,"sku":"8524909_22810","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Salt and Orchid","offer_id":50356235075831,"sku":"8524909_22811","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":50356235108599,"sku":"8524909_22812","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender","offer_id":50356235141367,"sku":"8524909_22455","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/scented-soy-candle_-9oz-apple-harvest-front-6940840c51a17.jpg?v=1765835795"},{"product_id":"scented-soy-candle-1","title":"ICE Barbie Soy Candle - 9 oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMAGA ICE BARBIE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSHE SHOT HER DOG, WHO'S NEXT?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBROWN PEOPLE ON BOATS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight this one slowly. 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Burn bright. Some careers don't.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition","offers":[{"title":"Apple Harvest","offer_id":50356473889015,"sku":"3832088_22804","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth","offer_id":50356473921783,"sku":"3832088_22806","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla","offer_id":50356473954551,"sku":"3832088_22807","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean Cotton","offer_id":50356473987319,"sku":"3832088_22808","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit","offer_id":50356474020087,"sku":"3832088_22810","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Salt and Orchid","offer_id":50356474052855,"sku":"3832088_22811","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":50356474085623,"sku":"3832088_22812","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender","offer_id":50356474118391,"sku":"3832088_22455","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/Leo_s_ICE_Barbie_Soy_Candle_-_Apple_Harvest.jpg?v=1765848960"},{"product_id":"leos-valentines-day-bundle-candle-unscented","title":"Love for Modern Times 9oz Soy Candle","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHearts dodge all the spin,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTired of the circus and noise,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHaiku tells the truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn a world of hot takes and breaking news alerts, love finds a quieter frequency. \u003cstrong\u003eLeo's Haiku Love for Modern Times premium hand-poured soy candle\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the romantics who've learned to tune out the noise and tune into what actually matters. 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