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Chronic pain? Gone. Big Pharma? Irrelevant. Your MAGA uncle was right all along — probably. Light the \u003cstrong\u003eLeo's Haiku Med Bed Soy Candle\u003c\/strong\u003e, breathe deep, and let the healing frequencies do their thing. 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But,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArgentina First!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAmerican farmers are patient people. They can wait. Trump's got a country to refinance first, and the pesos aren't going to print themselves. Light \u003cstrong\u003eLeo's Haiku Argentina Bailout premium hand-poured soy candle \u003c\/strong\u003ewhile you wait for that subsidy check — it'll burn for 50–60 hours, which should be just enough time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in 8 scents: Apple Harvest, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt and Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, and Unscented.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% natural soy wax blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton wick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlass jar: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSticker: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct weight: 9 oz (255 g)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurns 50–60 hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank product sourced from the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisclaimer: All scents have the same wax color. Discover each scent's unique fragrance notes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite Sage and Lavender:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lavender top with camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, and a sandalwood and cedarwood base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApple Harvest:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ripe apple with bright fruit notes and a touch of spice, infused with cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Warmth:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange spice, fir, pine, and smoky fireplace, infused with essential oils for festive warmth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCinnamon Vanilla:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spicy cinnamon with sweet, creamy vanilla, infused with gurjun balsam.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClean Cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cotton blossom and lemon top with linen, powder, sandalwood, and violet base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeppered Passionfruit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange, melon, pineapple, and mango top notes with jasmine, passionfruit, and a warm amber, musk, and sandalwood base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSea Salt and Orchid:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sea salt and ozone top with jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, and a tonka bean base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnscented:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fragrance-free, offering a subtle glow without distraction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition","offers":[{"title":"Apple Harvest","offer_id":50352413016311,"sku":"9720097_22804","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth","offer_id":50352413049079,"sku":"9720097_22806","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla","offer_id":50352413081847,"sku":"9720097_22807","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean Cotton","offer_id":50352413114615,"sku":"9720097_22808","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit","offer_id":50352413147383,"sku":"9720097_22810","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Salt and Orchid","offer_id":50352413180151,"sku":"9720097_22811","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":50352413212919,"sku":"9720097_22812","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender","offer_id":50352413245687,"sku":"9720097_22455","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/scented-soy-candle_-9oz-unscented-front-693e193623452.jpg?v=1765677373"},{"product_id":"leos-font-debate-soy-candle-9-oz","title":"Font Debate Soy Candle - 9 oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMAGA Can't Change Fonts?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTimes New Roman, Default Font\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor The Default Dopes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComic Sans was right there. So was Arial. But sans-serif fonts are apparently DEI now — the government used them to make alt text easier for screen readers, and that's basically socialism. Times New Roman it is: classic, uncompromising, and deeply suspicious of accessibility. \u003cstrong\u003eLeo's Haiku Font Debate premium hand-poured soy candle\u003c\/strong\u003e clocked the font choice and understood exactly what it meant.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in 8 scents: Apple Harvest, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt and Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, and Unscented.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% natural soy wax blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton wick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlass jar: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSticker: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct weight: 9 oz (255 g)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurns 50–60 hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank product sourced from the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisclaimer: All scents have the same wax color. Discover each scent's unique fragrance notes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_1x4zg_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite Sage and Lavender:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lavender top with camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, and a sandalwood and cedarwood base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApple Harvest:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ripe apple with bright fruit notes and a touch of spice, infused with cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Warmth:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange spice, fir, pine, and smoky fireplace, infused with essential oils for festive warmth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCinnamon Vanilla:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spicy cinnamon with sweet, creamy vanilla, infused with gurjun balsam.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClean Cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cotton blossom and lemon top with linen, powder, sandalwood, and violet base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeppered Passionfruit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orange, melon, pineapple, and mango top notes with jasmine, passionfruit, and a warm amber, musk, and sandalwood base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSea Salt and Orchid:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sea salt and ozone top with jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, and a tonka bean base.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnscented:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fragrance-free, offering a subtle glow without distraction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Leo's Haiku MAGA Edition","offers":[{"title":"Apple Harvest","offer_id":50355731759351,"sku":"5614925_22804","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth","offer_id":50355731792119,"sku":"5614925_22806","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla","offer_id":50355731824887,"sku":"5614925_22807","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean Cotton","offer_id":50355731857655,"sku":"5614925_22808","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit","offer_id":50355731890423,"sku":"5614925_22810","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Salt and Orchid","offer_id":50355731923191,"sku":"5614925_22811","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":50355731955959,"sku":"5614925_22812","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender","offer_id":50355731988727,"sku":"5614925_22455","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0895\/8279\/7047\/files\/scented-soy-candle_-9oz-apple-harvest-front-2-69404952cde16.jpg?v=1765820762"},{"product_id":"leos-luxury-jet-soy-candle-9-oz","title":"Luxury Jet Soy Candle - 9 oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMAGA, Your Vote Counts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe Gets Jet; You Lose Healthcare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArt Of The Deal, Right?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1x4zg_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe jet is fueled, the deal is done, and the fine print was always going to be your problem. Light \u003cstrong\u003eLeo's Haiku Luxury Jet premium hand-poured soy candle\u003c\/strong\u003e and let the scent of buyer's remorse fill the room. 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Burn bright. 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