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This durable vinyl sticker features the same limited‑edition haiku against a red and pink background where hearts float on strings.  Sweet on the outside, honest at the center. 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This 15 oz Valentine mug features a soft red‑and‑pink backdrop with hearts hanging on delicate strings — a warm, whimsical setting for Leo’s newest haiku. It’s made for the people who doom‑scroll beside you, laugh with you when the world feels upside down, and hug you when you’ve had enough.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGenerously sized for morning coffee, late‑night tea, or whatever gets you through the headlines, this mug brings a touch of tenderness and humor to every sip. A perfect Valentine for friends, lovers, or anyone who deserves a quiet, heartfelt pause.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis mug says:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHearts dodge all the spin,\u003cbr\u003eTired of the circus and noise,\u003cbr\u003eHaiku tells the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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Hearts float on strings on a background of red and pink — a warm, calming reminder that even in the circus of daily life, truth still matters. 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This 15 oz mug delivers a deceptively sweet “Sweet 16” greeting — only to twist the knife with a sly nod to the world’s most notorious “Jeff.” It’s the kind of haiku that looks innocent from across the room, but anyone who knows the reference will feel that sharp little jolt of recognition.  It reads:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMAGA Valentine\u003cbr\u003e\"So Glad Jeff Introduced Us\u003cbr\u003eHappy Sweet 16\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for people who enjoy their humor dark, their satire pointed, and their Valentine’s Day gifts just a little too honest. 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